Meet the Team

Chief hype man in team tournament formats, capable of making a double bogey feel like a win. Has never kept a piece of golf equipment for more than a few months—if there’s a new driver on the market, he already has it (and a backup). Says ‘I need a new putter’ at least four times per round—sometimes before he’s even reached the first green. Known for ordering range balls like he’s hosting a block party. (Handicap 14.2 – trending up, always)

Doubts everything, especially his decision to play golf with this group. Every cart he rides in is instantly dubbed ‘the party cart’—whether anyone else agrees or not. Once good enough to play blades six years ago; three kids later, looking to ‘upgrade’ to irons that practically swing themselves. Can be found calculating the ROI of golf tees. (Handicap 5.7 – until the next child is born)

Bourbon aficionado and part-time golf ball Easter Bunny (seriously, the guy leaves Pro V1s like it’s candy on a trail). Famously once showed up to a golf event with left-handed clubs (he’s not left-handed, still denies it). Finally armed with the correct equipment, he’s now known for his uncanny ability to find every bunker on the course. Handicap officially listed as ‘bourbon and bourbon accessories.’ Has a Scotty Cameron putter though, which he swears will fix everything… any day now.